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heres the know how the pictures, the faults and who they are...yes its the scum of the earth themselves...the chavs
CHAV PICTURES AND MUGSHOTS AT BOTTOM OF PAGE!
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How to spot a Chav |
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Chavs have such a tribal dress code that you can spot one yards away! Now what makes the Chavs attire so funny is that
they think they are at the cutting edge fashion and that by adorning their body with hunks of worthless 9ct gold crap they
look rich! In reality what they do look like are a bunch of fucking pikeys! With this handy field guide, if you count more
than 2 points on a single person, you are almost certainly looking at a Chav! |
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Sportswear |
| Baseball Cap |
| What can I say? I'm convinced that male Chavs are issued with a Baseball Cap at birth! Disregard caps worn
at a jaunty angle or back to front, the Chav will use his cap peak to conceal his identity to the max! Look out for the particularly
hideous Burberry variant as pictured left! |
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Sportswear |
| Banded Shirts and Jackets |
| Forget Savile (yes, that's Savile, Dominic!) Row tailoring, what your Chav about town likes to be seen wearing
is branded sportswear! The bigger the brand name on the garment, the better! Look out for what was this summers classic, the
pink Nickelson polo shirt and this winters classic, the sky blue McKenzie hoody! |
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Sportswear |
| Trainers |
| Most Chavs don't actually own a pair of shoes. All they have are white trainers. Like all Chav attire, a
prominent, Chav respected brand name is a must! Also the Chavs trainers must be clean(prison white) to make it look like they
were purchased just that day! Look out for the Reebok Classics as pictured left! |
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Jewellery |
| Gold Pendants |
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Pictured here is the classic clown pendant in all it's hideous glory! Look out for other disgusting variants
such as rag dolls, teddy bears, horses, gypsy caravans, guns and a clown with a pushchair! Don't be put off it's a rainy day,
Chavs will wear their pendant outside of any garment on full display! |
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Jewellery |
| Thick Gold Chains |
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Do you remember watching 'The A Team' as a kid? Do you remember those thick gold chains Mr. T used to wear?
This is what you should be looking for! Size matters, only count a chain if it's at least 5mm thick! Don't be put off it's
a rainy day, Chavs will wear their chains outside of any garment on full display! |
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Jewellery |
| Sovereign Rings |
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Once the sole domain of cockney villains, scrap merchants and Jimmy Saville!?! The sovereign ring has now
been embraced by the Chav, especially the faux sovereign ring. This classy piece of hand furniture makes the wearer appear
to be rich and also comes in handy for giving the missus a back hander! |
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Jewellery |
| Big Hoopy Gold Earrings |
| Nothing says 'filthy chavster' quite like a nice thick pair of big hoopy gold earrings! When I say big,
I mean a inside diameter of at least 2 inches! If you see someone with earrings so big they rest on the wearers shoulders,
you are in the presence of Chav royalty! |
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